Before even hitting the water, the Tattoos early sign into the Twenty Inch Board and award Tim “Squawfish” Rodgers an honorary Yellow Hat based on his earlier filed and Blog posted petition. It seems that Squawfish (shown above pleading his case to the assembled Twos) hit a precedent nerve with the otherwise skeptical jury when veteran Yellow Hatter Brian “Deerfish” McLeran, also shown above, recounted his dancing with a deer doing 60 mph on his motorcycle coming home from E-10 (from and as a result of which Deerfish was himself awarded an honorary Yellow Hat for his rare catch [and wonderful recovery]). Resultantly, the Twos came in with “Ayes” (although RCR asked those against the motion[s] to also vote “aye”, thereby cinching the deal) and Squawfish was allowed to sign in on the coveted Twenty Inch board for his 62” Loribow (also shown above strutting he stuff and assisting Squawfish in the argumentation phase of their petition) and was doffed the first Yellow Hat of Group Two, all of this on, get this, Day Zero!!
Eat your heart out Group One Yellow Shirter Josef “Fear The Beard” Shepard—your 35 inches of singly caught fish are looking pretty meager in these Extravagant parts!!
Hang onto your fish hooks, all—the Tattoos are actually going to fish today…hmmm, I wonder just what chaos will erupt from that blessed event!!
Best to all from the scene of it all,
Rock Creek Ron
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